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Grower Gang

I watch a podcast called Slightly Offensive with Elijah Schaefer. The other day he had Alex Jones on as a guest and they, as men often do, we’re talking about their junk. At some point, one of them calls themselves a grower not a shower, and so began a community of people, who were probably dying with laughter (exactly what I was doing), claiming membership to this not so exclusive gang.

I enjoyed being a spectator to this clown show so much that I simply couldn’t resist joining in on the fun by making a few honorary images, which I sent to Elijah! Not that he’ll ever actually see them, but what else was I gonna do with them? Other than share them with you?

I know it isn’t the most hilarious thing to have ever been discussed on a podcast, but the collaboration of these two characters is what had me so amused.

The following is the result of too much time not very well spent…but boy did I have a good laugh that night.

I MADE THIS BADGE/COIN FIRST

NEXT CAME THIS ONE

AND LASTLY THIS SHIELD MATERIALIZED

A short while after sending the images of the badge/coin’s on over to Elijah, I suddenly thought…..Shield, yeah I’ll do a shield too! You’d think I had nothing better to do…but that’s what I did…tada!

Of course when I decided to post it here I just had to create a logo, which is attached to this post as the feature image and shown below with a blue/blue duotone filter applied…

UPDATE!

So, yeah I took a couple hours to create a semi-useless graphic, but — I did get a reply from Elijah! Basically he said he had just seen it and commented a simple – epic! followed by the words Grower Gang. Yeah, I know, I made it wrong… it’s funny that I had it wrong…and also makes total sense to me. So guess what I’ll probably end up doing? You got it! Fix the images to correctly reflect the word he’s actually using. The results of said corrections, should they ever appear, will appear below…

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How many peppers?

How Many Peppers?

Jimmy and Joey we’re too old friends just a couple of hillbillies doing what hillbillies do on a weekend hanging out in front of the trailer on their lawn chairs discussin’ philosophical matters…

Jimmy says, “Joey you know what I always wondered?” “What’s that Jimmy?” asks Joey.

If Peter Piper could pick a peck of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick?

Joey says, “well I don’t know Jimmy but I sure do want to meet that Peter guy…”

Jimmy asks Joey, “Why you wanna meet him for?”

Joey says, “Cuz if he’s got a plant that grows the peppers already pickled…I want me want me one of them plants!”