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MäMZ

Presenting Her Exc”ELLEN”ce…

EllenG.

The woman I refer to as MäMZ…

The deliverer of my earthly-birthly, EllenG has been the most loving and encouraging mother figure a person could ever ask for! Ready to help anyone she can at the drop of a hat, she has lived a life of willingness to do for others. Her gift of gab, accompanied by her great sense of humor, has earned her a strong, ever-growing circle of friends and acquaintances.

MäMZ has always been a tad bit on the wild and weird side, but absent any type of stimulant, she’s never smoked a cigarette or tried any illegal drugs! She will occasionally indulge in an alcoholic beverage, though it usually proves to be a good example, after just a drink, of why it is a good thing she never “experimented”.

After selling shoes for several years, she became a loyal employee of over 20 years with Sears at the Belden Village Mall in North Canton, OH. She was a sales associate in the Heating & Plumbing and Lawn & Garden areas. She really loved working for Sears and several of her co-workers became some really good friends, many of which have now passed on, but those that remain are still very close. She started working there right after I gave my notice to leave, I had worked there for about 8 months as a stock boy, before I left to join a traveling side-show called “The Palace of Illusions”. She never left, that is, until she had to partially retire due to a heart attack she had in September of 2009. Yeah, she actually retired from Sears, but then took a part time sales position with another store location just a couple of years later and worked there an additional 5 or 6 years.

Sometimes I am just amazed that she keeps going the way she does.

Constantly on the move helping people without cars, running errands for others, working part time, and still managing to make road trips fairly regularly. It is not uncommon to catch her taking a nap in her car somewhere, with a romance novel in her lap, her glasses pressed against her slumped-over head in some crooked manner of sorts, waiting on somebody to come out of a store, or a clinic or hospital, or some building with a parking lot.

Things EllenG Does

♦ Leaves strange things in even stranger places

♦ Collects scrap metal (anywhere she sees it)

♦ Treats her car like a taxi

♦ Eats pounds of sunflower seeds each fiscal quarter

♦ Hangs out at McDonald’s (almost every single day)

♦ Excellent, MäMZ does excellent very well.


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PäPZ

Allow me to introduce…

Bubber.

This is the man I call PäPZ.

This picture was taken with one of Bubber’s 11 grandchildren on her Graduation Day, what a happy day Bubber was having that day!

Bubber has 3 other kids other than myself, and was married to the same woman (I call her MäMZ) for 40 years. In addition to this beauty standing next to him and his other grandkids, he’s been gifted with 3 great grandchildren so far, and is the kind of man who is always excited to hear there’s another baby on it’s way!

Bubber has been a single man going on 7 years now, and despite his best efforts, has yet to fully mend the whole left by my momma. The way he says it is…I’m still in love with her, but slowly but Shirley (see what I did there?) he’s been healing from the blow. Who knows what the future holds, right?

Bubber revels over company! Stop by and say HI!

The constant talker, Bubber is ready to bend anyone’s ear that’ll give him a shot, so next time you gotta little time to kill and wanna hear some good old fashioned fish-tale kinda stories, listen to some ole-timey music, and perhaps even have a cold one, you know who to see.

Things Bubber Does

♦ Watches The Weather Channel

♦  Opens and reads “Junk Mail”

♦ Orders wacky crap from magazines

♦ Dumpster dives with the best of ’em

♦ Collects Wood Pallets (and everything else)

♦ Incredible, Bubber does incredible very well.

Sad News Brings A Different Kind Of Blues…

*Unfortunately, on a Sunday evening in late October of 2017 PäPZ called out my name to come give him a hand. Minutes later I was sobbing over the the sudden and sobering truth that my PäPZ had left his earthly body and closed his eyes for the last time. I feel such gratitude that I could be there for him in his moment of need, and for the time I got to spend with him over the last several years. My only regret, which is consistent throughout my lifetime, is that there were times I didn’t show him the love and respect he so rightfully deserved…