How Many Peppers?
Jimmy and Joey we’re too old friends just a couple of hillbillies doing what hillbillies do on a weekend hanging out in front of the trailer on their lawn chairs discussin’ philosophical matters…
Jimmy says, “Joey you know what I always wondered?” “What’s that Jimmy?” asks Joey.
If Peter Piper could pick a peck of pickled peppers how many pickled peppers could Peter Piper pick?
Joey says, “well I don’t know Jimmy but I sure do want to meet that Peter guy…”
Jimmy asks Joey, “Why you wanna meet him for?”
Joey says, “Cuz if he’s got a plant that grows the peppers already pickled…I want me want me one of them plants!”